Slytherin will help you on your way to greatness.
Just taking attendance!
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when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
idk man there’s just something really flattering about people who acknowledge your existence even when you’re not with them
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your